December 2009
85 posts
servin up the serveyyyy
130 questions…promise you won’t lie? meh sure. Was the person you last texted single? nope. he’s dating me! although you wouldnt know that by looking at facebook. Do you get jealous easily? unfortunalty yes. but i control it well. Are you wasting your time on the person you like? if i’m having fun now, then who cares about the future? What are you currently waiting for? ...
nothing like taquidos, chocolate soy milk and abba...
TAQUIDOS
[[2 buffalo chicken and one taco. from 711, which is particularly creepy when going in alone at night. I was the only one in there. my irrational fear of being raped/kidnapped kicked in about the same time the cashier told me i’d have to wait for another buffalo chicken one. EFF THAT, i got a taco one heh.]]
CHOCOLATE SOY MILK
[[cause my mouth burns like hell after buffalo...
will power.
my new years resolution.
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy)
i want to have a super weird email address so when the cashiers at victorias secret ask me i can say something like itouchlittlezerglings72@whatever.net. I’d do it just to see the looks on their faces.
The 36 Rules of Life
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried...
“dont ask questions you dont want the answer to”
– travis
nikki: sean..not thinking about girls?...impossible
sean: those where the golden years. then tits came into the equation and everything went to hell.
im wearing my retainer for the first time since...
by the way... i slept with tiger woods too!
smile.
‘cause every little thing is gunna be alright.
so, my lip is numb again. I feel the fleeting urge...
“sticks and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister”
– eric foreman
i would very much like to eat some soup. But i cant seeing as half my mouth is still numb from novocain. So i’ll sit here and read harry potter until i can feel my tongue again. P=
pro tip:
when its raining/sleeting outside eat grilled cheese and tomato soup.
for best results dip grilled cheese into the soup. mmm <3
loveyourchaos:
thesaltwaternight:
Young...
