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where do the lies end
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
*puts on eyeliner over yesterday’s eyeliner smudges* smoky eye
Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day